Bedtime Calculator

Tell it when you have to be up. It counts backwards in ninety-minute rounds and tells you when to get into bed, which is a more answerable question than how many hours you should have had.

I want to

Seven hours, give or take your whole life.

Most adults are told to aim for seven to nine hours, which is five or six of those ninety-minute rounds. That range is an average across a lot of people, so some of us genuinely need more and a few genuinely need less, and neither makes you broken. Teenagers need more than adults do. Older adults often sleep in shorter, more broken stretches, and that is normal rather than a failure.

What the calculator can do is stop your alarm landing in the middle of deep sleep, which is most of why mornings feel like being hit with a shovel. What it cannot do is turn five hours into enough. Landing neatly on a cycle boundary at 2am is still 2am.

Things people ask

Short answers, including to the ones we would rather dodge.

How accurate is the ninety minutes?

Roughly right, and not precisely right. Ninety minutes is an average across a lot of people; real sleep cycles run somewhere around seventy to a hundred and twenty minutes and change shape across the night.

So use the times as a target to aim near rather than a schedule to hit. If one feels wrong for you by twenty minutes, trust yourself over the average.

Why does it add time before the first cycle?

Because nobody falls asleep the moment they lie down. The calculator assumes a stretch of lying there first, and you can change that number, which matters more than people expect: if you actually take forty minutes and the page assumes fifteen, every result is out by nearly half an hour.

What if I wake up in the middle of the night?

Then the arithmetic is off, and that is fine. Waking briefly between cycles is normal and most people do it without remembering. It only becomes a problem when you start lying there doing sums about how much sleep you have left, which this page can unfortunately encourage.

If that is you, close the tab and stop counting. Working out that you have four hours and eleven minutes remaining has never once helped anybody fall back asleep.

Are you doctors?

No. Not doctors, not sleep scientists, not therapists, not qualified in any of this. We are people who could not sleep, got interested in why, and started building small things to try on ourselves.

So read everything here as somebody's experiment rather than as advice. Where we mention research we have tried to describe it honestly, including the parts where the evidence is thin, but we are reading it as curious amateurs and you should treat it that way too.

If you genuinely cannot sleep, night after night, for weeks, that is worth taking to someone qualified. Insomnia is treatable and the treatment that works best is not a website.

Does any of this actually work?

Honestly, it depends on the thing and on you. Some of what is here leans on techniques with real evidence behind them, some of it is closer to a nice idea that helps because it gives your head something dull to do, and we try to say which is which on each page.

What we will not do is tell you something is clinically proven when it is not. A sleep site that oversells itself is just another thing keeping you up.

Do you collect anything about me?

There are no accounts, so there is nothing to log into and nothing tying any of this to you. Your settings, the voice you picked, how long you say you take to fall asleep, live in your own browser and never leave it.

The one exception is deliberate: if you queue a sound or leave an email address, you have sent us that on purpose, and the queue is public by design so everybody sees the same list.

What is the catch? Why is it free?

There is no catch and no paywall, mostly because there is nothing expensive to pay for. The sounds are generated in your browser rather than streamed, so there are no files to host and no licences to buy.

If that changes we will say so plainly rather than quietly putting a wall in front of something that used to be free.

Not medical advice. If you really can’t sleep, go see someone real. We just have the rain sounds.

Have a nice sleep, bro.